🥚 You found the egg.

You scrolled. You clicked. You poked around like a raccoon in a bin.
And now… here we are.

Welcome to the secret page I didn’t think anyone would actually find.

Your reward?
A weird tip, access to my personal SEO meme's folder, and you should screen shot this page and send me proof on LinkedIn or email.
With the subject line I'M A RACCOON.

Weird Tip
Write one blog post that’s meant to be read by zero people.
Make it an inside joke. Link it from your footer. Let the 1% find it.
They’ll love you forever.

The Memes.
This is for the real ones. 
I usually only ever share this with clients, but seeing as you might as well be now. Here you go.
THE MEME FOLDER.

That’s it.
No popups. No funnels. No strategy.
Just vibes.

Go back to your day, you delightful little gremlin.
Happy Easter